Archive for April, 2005
Top 10 excuse letters from parents
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005(collected by schools from all over the country) with incompetent children or should it be the other way around…
10. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
9. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
7. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)
(dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()s were crossed out.]
6. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
Funeral.
5. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
not breed well.
4. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
3. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt
the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
1. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
Scream NOW I’m inside you..
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005and rhythmatic restlessness
my air supply is shallow
as I tend to your wetness
AND ALL YOU CAN DO NOW IS SCREAM
And whimper in your bliss
of arousal
I did it, I did it to you
just how you wanted
please just let this …
even if I’m alone
Hollers escape your chest
and I’m feeling free
the idea of my hard on
just makes you want to
have at me
Maybe you’re aggressive
but
You’d be the best lay
I’ve ever had
bruises plastered on your ass
as you spank yourself
thinking about me
Hang low
and when I beat my wood
look at your picture, pretty please
I’m yours, I’m yours, I’m youuuuuuuuuur-
Okay… I’m done with you now
I am the Night
Monday, April 25th, 2005Let me wrap my arms around you.
In a gentle embrace I will hole you
And sing you my lullaby.
Together we shall walk
Through dew encrusted fields.
Hand in hand we’ll wander
Beneath the twinkling stars.
Dawn nears,
I shall take my silent leave.
The cool night air
Kisses your cheek.
I will crawl into the hills,
where I take a final glance
At the world, which is glowing
With the light of the coming day.
I dream of dusk,
When I may return.
And we shally walk together again.
I will wait.
For I am the night.

